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FREE SUBMISSION WARNING:
www.WHAK.com is a (free resource) humor specific topic search engine relating to comedy and jokes. Any pages submitted that are not comedy related are not welcomed to post here! Any non comedy businesses or sites trying to profit from our service will be deemed and marked as SPAM! To avoid being marked as a SPAMMER, use our paid advertising (banners of text ads, can even add logos to pages) areas for submission! Ignoring this warning (if your site does not qualify) will cause your site to be marked as spam, plus you will have to pay (labour and time) to have us remove the link!

To Be A Part Of Our Network, Your Pages May NOT Include:

  1. Mirrored pages (site mirrors).
  2. Excessive cursing (profanities).
  3. Pages with more than 50 links embedded in code/page.
  4. Redirection pages (pages that redirect to another URL).
  5. Parked domain names/pages (example: "Under Construction" pages).
  6. Pages with hidden text/keyword tactics that do not show up on webpage.
  7. Pages with hidden URL (web links) tactics that do not show up on webpage.
  8. Pages that expire or pages you require to be removed by our services after submission.
  9. Multiple pages, sub-domains or domain names (particularly with duplicated content).
  10. Repetitive or irrelevant keywords in the content or programming code of web pages.
  11. Content that promotes illegal activity or infringing on others legal rights.
  12. Pages that use URL cloaking or framed pages of another publishers content.
  13. Gambling, casino, lottery and other "hope to win" schemes (are not permitted).
  14. Disguised submissions that link to same/similar pages already submitted by your group.
  15. Password protected sites/pages (only public access sites are allowed, you are allowed a member's section).
  16. Other peoples web pages (you must be the administrator/webmaster/controller/owner/operator of the page being submitted).
  17. Free "shortened URL" services displaying pages of another publishers content (allowed if you made the content and is not repetitive to recent admissions, usually done for those who do not own a domain of their own).
  18. Deceptive meta tags (keywords, description, title) or meta tags that are excessive in size or manipulate content. Tactics to increase search engine ranking are to be avoided.
  19. Excessive advertisements without sufficient page content.
  20. Affiliate program (affiliate owners may not agree to our terms) pages are not allowed unless it is a small ad (not half/whole page). Also, sites consisting mostly of affiliate links will not be permitted.
  21. If site being submitted to is a specific search engine (example: www.canuckster.com, a Canadian only link collection), it must be related.
  22. Excessive illegal "drug talk" or photos for non medical use. Drug paraphernalia pages and online "head shops" (example: selling "bongs/pipes").
  23. Pyramid schemes, quick money makers, and other "get rich quick" gimmicks. Actual scams/frauds will be  reported to proper authorities (FBI, gov't, police, etc).
  24. Hacking, pirated software, copied movies, mp3s or entertainment (only disallowed if any trademark or copyright infringement is taking place) and cracking type files or content (example: warez).
  25. Known "spammers" and "take a risk" marketing techniques (example: mass emailers).
  26. Scripts that "deeplink" or "fetch" (retrieve data from another website to redistribute as your own data) another site's content to make it appear as your page/site is providing the information (example: DMOZ/ODP CGI/ASP/PHP hosted script files).
  27. Hate mongering, libel, violence, racist remarks, or attacks towards an individual, business, group, or organization (freedom of speech is real, but sometimes it is also called "heresy" and may be false or violating someone else's rights).
  28. Pornography (example: porn) or mature content that others would or may find very offensive (example: pictures of "sick" stuff or dirty sex stories). Child porn will be reported to proper authorities (FBI, gov't, police, etc). Tasteful photographs and images of adult nudes (displaying nude child photos is illegal) which are considered art will more than likely be permitted.

YOU MUST ALSO AGREE TO THESE TERMS:


*We may change these rules/policies as we see fit, you are responsible for checking here occasionally to look for updates.
*We will not delete links (or cached files) which were originally public access in our search engine! We may have found your dynamic data generated by spidering the internet and indexing web pages (also possible someone submitted the link to our service). The best way to ensure that a web page is not part of our network is to not publish any web pages in a publicly viewable directory (make it so a password is needed to view any data).
*We will not release personal details (payment type, real name fields, address fields) to anyone unless police related or a legit warrant.
*You may not copy, mirror, reproduce, deep link, post, cache, reformat, display, copy, repost, transmit, or redistribute any data from this site including HTML, ASP, CGI, JAVASCRIPT or any other web based script code and software. You may also not use our images or images posted by the public. Spider or gather your own data like we did!
*No automatic queries to our search tools! No "deep linking" results or pages either!
*By joining our network, your site will be associated with our network which will increase search engine rankings and make your related webpage (associated with whak.com) easier to find on the top major search engines!
*We try to be fair and we do not discriminate against sex, religion or race. If you feel as though we were not fair to you, contact us and we can see if we can make a special arrangement.
*We are not responsible for the content on our clients pages as data can be easily changed from it's original format without our knowledge, acceptance and/or approval.
*By submitting to our network, your page may be shown on our network in a frame with a sponsor advertisement above/below (unless you are paid advertising with us).
*We may use your public access page's meta tags for displaying information/details about your site (this is how most search engines retrieve public data on the domain) and we may update this information at any time. If you do not want specific data published, please remove certain words/phrases form your meta tags (title, keywords and description that are intended for public information on the page to be shown).
*By submitting to our network, you agree that we may use your page's submitted descriptive information (not private information like email, address, full name) for our services you submitted to.
*Public access pages possibly may not be removed upon request. If a site requires authentication before viewing, then it is not public access and should be removed anyhow.
*Major violations (without your cooperation to fix) to our policies may have your site listed on our violations page.
*Removal of submitted material will require a service charge as "man power", time and resources are required. We also reserve the right to refuse deletion of your submitted ad until expiration date (to avoid full refunds and/or labor costs). By posting data (pictures, text, poems, links, and other general data), uploading any type of files, or any type of communication through our server, you are giving us worldwide royalty-free and unrestricted license to whak.com.
*Any sites stealing our data will be fined! Do not fetch our data and make it show up on your site or you can expect to be sued! You may link to us in a framed page (it is not illegal) or link to us directly (a redirect to our site is ok too), just don't import our data to your pages.
*If link was posted to one of our specific search engines (example: friendlycanadian.com/ontario, a local searcher for a small town area in Ontario, Canada) and is not related (say you posted a Florida business link to our Ontario, Canada only search engine), you may be moved to our "spammers" search engine and may require payment to be removed. Make sure you are posting relevant content to specific areas (not all our search engines are specific so please look well).
*We reserve the right to terminate or delete any account if any major offences occur without notice or refund. Minor offences will be reported to you and you will be given a sufficient amount of time to fix the problem before account termination occurs.
*If your submission is deactivated for breaking a major rule, we may list the reason by editing your submission so you know the reason.
*We reserve the right to delete any submitted content we deem unfit or unwanted by the average web surfer.
*We may use your submitted material on our related network other than the site you posted your link to increase your exposure (no extra cost).
*You agree that you will not post bad press about our free service.
*Your submitted page may be cached (mirrored on our web server) for our search services to further search your information. By having a static copy of your code on our server, we can perform other search techniques which will bring you more hits. Also, if your page is temporarily down, people can see the cache of how your page looked before our caching. Some people find this as stealing their page, but until G00gle is made to stop, it is 100% legal (it is a free service that allows people to view your page if your server is down, plus it allows search engines to cache a full page of keywords to search through, it is proven to do more good for a business than harm).